FAQ

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Nope, you can’t. However, you can ask kindly to get one.

Hodl’emoon is the very first (dis)educational Hodl’em Strategy Board Game for bitcoiners. Essentially, it’s an innovative board game full of Bitcoin culture. It’s orangepilling. And fun.

We provide fully anonymous shipping throughout Italy and partially anonymous shipping outside of Italy: feel free to contact us to define solutions for any special case.

It really depends on the level of decay in the FIAT shipping industry for your location at the time of your request.

The Luschelli are the Hodl’emoon game designers, the very first guys to play the first Hodl’emoon game in human history. Everyone else is a pale FIAT imitation. We are hardcore bitcoiners on a permanent search for new ludic orangepilling solutions intended for defenestrated people living with moral and economic disabilities under a ruinous FIAT standard.

From 14 years, but the Castle’s brainwashing techniques should be combated as soon as possible.

A couple of hours.

Apart from the overt assonance with the Hold’em poker variation, we’ll leave all the thing to your sparkling imagination.

Surprisingly, the Luschelli gladly welcome Bitcoin donations.

Next question please.

Oh well, the FIAT version kit, of course. Yes it is made from seed oil and recycled cardboard obtained from insect exoskeletons. Net of the Inflation Index, it will cost you 123456789 EUROs or 9876543210 DOLLARs. On the other hand, you’ll save the World, the World of the Environment, but also the Environment of the World. All at once. To “save” on “consumptions”, our original FIAT Tokens will undergo a debasement process based on decay of random post-radioactive material right up to the moment they’ll become completely intangible, within a handful of games. Our FIAT dice will roll thanks to small wind turbines powered by electric cars. Finally, if you really like it, by ordering the FIAT version kit backed by bombs, you’re fully aware you’ll continue to support all governmental bombings around the world. So, click here to submit your fairy minting (there’s no real link however).

Clearly, for sure you can count on it. There are 21 Orange Pills waiting for you to introduce SATs into your Agora, but if you really want to be able to introduce some spooky shitcoin, then write to us. We will create an expansion just for you and send you as soon as possibile a new expanded eco-friendly box including 7 sharp suppositories as well.

Just cry harder.

Maybe you got the wrong game?

To get out of Possession, try to evolve at least one Tile into a conscious state, by rotating it clockwise.

All of the above. Hodl’emoon is a 2-player strategy board game. It is built around the poker game play to eliminate any possibility of boredom. It has a precise (dis)educational and optouting background, serving as a miniature model of the downfall of a FIAT standard compared with the redeeming ascent of a Bitcoin standard. It involves different winning strategies well balanced between each other. No, this is not an “Euro-American-German style hybrid thing whatever”, it is a stateless-orangepilling-style thing. It includes score accumulation mechanisms, card drafting, risk management, extensive use of special cards and dice, but there are also the typical hexagonal tiles to be placed on a table. You have to make a lot of decisions that will affect the course of the game according to different strategies. The randomness is there, but it won’t ever have a decisive impact. There’s a complete rulebook, of course.

Apparently so. The paretian distribution of strategy games follows a gaussian where the exponential of boredom is inversely proportional with the lagrangian of nerdiness. But don’t worry: even if you are not nerdy enough, you will have fun with Hodl’emoon, essentially because it’s a resourceful board game where the pace is relentless because of the poker hands and the frequent dice rolls that eliminate any possibility of boredom. The cards are hilarious and finally the Castle is represented for what it is, a central calamity, a common enemy, as opposed to a possible voluntary society made up of honest and productive units. You’ve never seen anything like that in the board game world, so forget the classic commie strategy games and get ready to have fun by making lots of rational decisions at a crazy pace.

It’s not complicated, but it’s complex, because it’s full of resources and strategic possibilities well balanced between each other. We know you probably won’t be familiar with Hodl’emoon before a bunch of games, but we promise you, after you’ve spent a few games working your way around it, you’ll pick it up and have fun laughing at the cantillionaires!

Hodl’emoon dezombifying power is based on the active ingredients inside our orange pills.

To save on the Amazon Rainforest and also for the Peace in the World.

Let’s say that the original Hodl’emoon is Copyleft All Wrongs Reserved. Basically, this means that you’re free to choose someone else or build your own copy by yourself. To be honest, we’re not interested in having fiater clients nor we want to profit from any kind of violence. We’re hardcore bitcoiners who believe in hardcore bitcoiners. Here on this website, you’ll find the unique, original and unrepeatable first DIY KIT version of the game made available by their supercute designers. All the others will be just pale and sad FIAT imitations. Handcrafted production allows the Luschelli to always produce limited versions of the game. You may choose the Luschelli out of sympathy but, by choosing our original Hodl’emoon kit:

(1) you’ll also make a contribution to a random guy on bitcoindevlist.com, to Ulbricht Freedom Trust or to the Property Game, the new upcoming project by the Luschelli themselves (because they’ve moved on to other things?) – you can select where to devolve the 5% contribution on the store page;

(2) you’ll enjoy the exclusive and unique experience of NOT ending up subscribed to yet another newsletter because our newsletter won’t ever exist;

(3) you’ll receive a numbered release of the first version of the game which will also be timestamped and hashed on our exclusive chewable blockchewy ledger;

(4) you’ll be happy.

According to the FLRW metric, yes.

Not really yet. Besides the english version, there’s an accurate italian version that should be more appreciated by people of clown-italic origin → Find out more (sì, stiamo parlando di te)

You may send an ordinary email to their pseudogram luschelli AT hodlemoon DOT com.

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No. However, Bitcoin may help you avoid Zombification in your real world.