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When money printer goes BRRR, die‑hard bitcoiners go ALL‑IN!

 

Orangepilling while having fun…

 
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Orangepilling while having fun…

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is an original dezombifying Hodl’em strategy Board Game cypherpunk‑inspired for hardcore bitcoiners!

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is an original dezombifying Hodl’em strategy Board Game cypherpunk‑inspired for hardcore bitcoiners!

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You’ll enjoy a strategic game-play built around a creative poker variation, where multiple available strategies will breathe life into ever‑changing, always different and surprising games!

You’ll enjoy a strategic game-play built around a creative poker variation, where multiple available strategies will breathe life into ever‑changing, always different and surprising games!

If you are a nerdy bitcoiner hoping the Castle will go bankrupt, this game should be a must in your collection but please…

Don’t trust, play it!

And if you’re strict cypherpunks, ok can you guys stop coding please? Just for a game!

If you are a nerdy bitcoiner hoping the Castle will go bankrupt, this game should be a must in your collection but please…

Don’t trust, play it!

And if you’re strict cypherpunks, ok can you guys stop coding please? Just for a game!

Forget the normie commie board games with the tanks, the governments, the hobbesian civilizations and meeples, the world dominations and whatever‑the‑castle! Do you like Texas Hold’em poker but are you surrounded only by shitcoiner normies or masked cantillionaires friends to play with and wanna take it to the next level?

Hodl’emoon will fix this!

In retrospect, it was inevitable.

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Forget the normie commie board games with the tanks, the governments, the hobbesian civilizations and meeples, the world dominations and whatever‑the‑castle! Do you like Texas Hold’em poker but are you surrounded only by shitcoiner normies or masked cantillionaires friends to play with and wanna take it to the next level?

Hodl’emoon will fix this!

In retrospect, it was inevitable.

Hodl’emoon is a playful, collectible, work-of-art and it’s p2p because… it’s for 2 people!

It’s a game for orangepillers and orangepillands from all over the world and people who – don’t know it yet – are about to be orangepilled!

Hodl’emoon is a playful, collectible, work-of-art and it’s p2p because… it’s for 2 people!
It’s a game for orangepillers and orangepillands from all over the world and people who – don’t know it yet – are about to be orangepilled!

DISCLAIMER

This is a very diseducational game to opt out of the FIAT citizenship while having fun.

The world of Hodl’emoon is complex enough to reproduce a simplified miniature model of the downfall of a FIAT clown world compared to the radiant ascent of a Bitcoin standard. A lot of historical, cultural, regenerative and memetic features of Bitcoin are covered in detail!

DISCLAIMER

This is a very diseducational game to opt out of the FIAT citizenship while having fun.
The world of Hodl’emoon is complex enough to reproduce a simplified miniature model of the downfall of a FIAT clown world compared to the radiant ascent of a Bitcoin standard. All the historical, cultural, regenerative and memetic features of Bitcoin are meticulously covered in detail!

Fiaters: if you don’t believe us or don’t get it, we don’t have so much time to try to convince you further, so sorry:

have fun playing bridge!

 
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Fiaters: if you don’t believe us or don’t get it, we don’t have so much time to try to convince you further, so sorry:

have fun playing bridge!

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GET the KIT

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GET the KIT ⬇︎

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Hodl’emoon involves the use of several resources, special Scores, Coins, extra Cards, Dice and Tiles.

Hodl’emoon involves the use of several resources, special Scores, Coins, extra Cards, Dice and Tiles.
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Develop your Agora made up of hexagonal Tiles, score Points and accumulate Orange Pills.

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Make your Business grow, earn SATs and don’t run out of Energy to avoid unpleasant Involutions.

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Challenge your opponent in the Hodl’em Poker Hands and use your dice wisely to grow.

Resist the attacks of the Castle and pass your Self‑Examination of Soul in the Mirror to achieve Spiritual Superiority!

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Develop your Agora made up of hexagonal Tiles, score Points and accumulate Orange Pills.
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Make your Business grow, earn SATs and don’t run out of Energy to avoid unpleasant Involutions.
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Challenge your opponent in the Hodl’em Poker Hands and use your dice wisely to grow.
Resist the attacks of the Castle and pass your Self‑Examination of Soul in the Mirror to achieve Spiritual Superiority!

Although never solely technological, your individual salvation can agoristically come through technology: this is why in Hodl’emoon the Technological Superiority is an independent winning condition, to be reached by progressing in the Evolutionary Stages run.