When money printer goes BRRR, die‑hard bitcoiners go ALL‑IN!
Orangepilling while having fun…
Orangepilling while having fun…
is an original dezombifying Hodl’em strategy Board Game cypherpunk‑inspired for hardcore bitcoiners!
is an original dezombifying Hodl’em strategy Board Game cypherpunk‑inspired for hardcore bitcoiners!
You’ll enjoy a strategic game-play built around a creative poker variation, where multiple available strategies will breathe life into ever‑changing, always different and surprising games!
You’ll enjoy a strategic game-play built around a creative poker variation, where multiple available strategies will breathe life into ever‑changing, always different and surprising games!
If you are a nerdy bitcoiner hoping the Castle will go bankrupt, this game should be a must in your collection but please…
Don’t trust, play it!
And if you’re strict cypherpunks, ok can you guys stop coding please? Just for a game!
If you are a nerdy bitcoiner hoping the Castle will go bankrupt, this game should be a must in your collection but please…
Don’t trust, play it!
And if you’re strict cypherpunks, ok can you guys stop coding please? Just for a game!
Forget the normie commie board games with the tanks, the governments, the hobbesian civilizations and meeples, the world dominations and whatever‑the‑castle! Do you like Texas Hold’em poker but are you surrounded only by shitcoiner normies or masked cantillionaires friends to play with and wanna take it to the next level?
Hodl’emoon will fix this!
In retrospect, it was inevitable.
Forget the normie commie board games with the tanks, the governments, the hobbesian civilizations and meeples, the world dominations and whatever‑the‑castle! Do you like Texas Hold’em poker but are you surrounded only by shitcoiner normies or masked cantillionaires friends to play with and wanna take it to the next level?
Hodl’emoon will fix this!
In retrospect, it was inevitable.
Hodl’emoon is a playful, collectible, work-of-art and it’s p2p because… it’s for 2 people!
It’s a game for orangepillers and orangepillands from all over the world and people who – don’t know it yet – are about to be orangepilled!
Hodl’emoon is a playful, collectible, work-of-art and it’s p2p because… it’s for 2 people!
It’s a game for orangepillers and orangepillands from all over the world and people who – don’t know it yet – are about to be orangepilled!
DISCLAIMER
This is a very diseducational game to opt out of the FIAT citizenship while having fun.
The world of Hodl’emoon is complex enough to reproduce a simplified miniature model of the downfall of a FIAT clown world compared to the radiant ascent of a Bitcoin standard. A lot of historical, cultural, regenerative and memetic features of Bitcoin are covered in detail!
DISCLAIMER
This is a very diseducational game to opt out of the FIAT citizenship while having fun.
The world of Hodl’emoon is complex enough to reproduce a simplified miniature model of the downfall of a FIAT clown world compared to the radiant ascent of a Bitcoin standard. All the historical, cultural, regenerative and memetic features of Bitcoin are meticulously covered in detail!
Fiaters: if you don’t believe us or don’t get it, we don’t have so much time to try to convince you further, so sorry:
have fun playing bridge!
Fiaters: if you don’t believe us or don’t get it, we don’t have so much time to try to convince you further, so sorry:
have fun playing bridge!
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GET the KIT
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Hodl’emoon involves the use of several resources, special Scores, Coins, extra Cards, Dice and Tiles.
Hodl’emoon involves the use of several resources, special Scores, Coins, extra Cards, Dice and Tiles.
Develop your Agora made up of hexagonal Tiles, score Points and accumulate Orange Pills.
Make your Business grow, earn SATs and don’t run out of Energy to avoid unpleasant Involutions.
Challenge your opponent in the Hodl’em Poker Hands and use your dice wisely to grow.
Resist the attacks of the Castle and pass your Self‑Examination of Soul in the Mirror to achieve Spiritual Superiority!
Develop your Agora made up of hexagonal Tiles, score Points and accumulate Orange Pills.
Make your Business grow, earn SATs and don’t run out of Energy to avoid unpleasant Involutions.
Challenge your opponent in the Hodl’em Poker Hands and use your dice wisely to grow.
Resist the attacks of the Castle and pass your Self‑Examination of Soul in the Mirror to achieve Spiritual Superiority!
Although never solely technological, your individual salvation can agoristically come through technology: this is why in Hodl’emoon the Technological Superiority is an independent winning condition, to be reached by progressing in the Evolutionary Stages run.
Although never solely technological, your individual salvation can agoristically come through technology: this is why in Hodl’emoon the Technological Superiority is an independent winning condition, to be reached by progressing in the Evolutionary Stages run.
If you’re going to be a Collaborationist instead, by getting close to the parasitic Castle’s wretched apparatus to get Evil Superiority, be careful not to accumulate too many dangerous Debt&envy Points, avoid Possession while trying to push your opponent towards an early extinction!
If you’re going to be a Collaborationist instead, by getting close to the parasitic Castle’s wretched apparatus to get Evil Superiority, be careful not to accumulate too many dangerous Debt&envy Points, avoid Possession while trying to push your opponent towards an early extinction!
The whole game play is based on the orderly execution of a loop of activities to be repeated at a brisk pace until an end‑of‑game condition is reached. The Hodl’em Hands are of the utmost importance together with the Tiles Moves, but a wise use of your dice is vital for choosing the best Actions.
The whole game play is based on the orderly execution of a loop of activities to be repeated at a brisk pace until an end‑of‑game condition is reached. The Hodl’em Hands are of the utmost importance together with the Tiles Moves, but a wise use of your dice is vital for choosing the best Actions.
The Divine Clock moves forward registering the passage of time and the rush of Inflation which changes the conversion ratio among the resources. In any Phase all Scores may vary, you may gain or lose Tokens or Tiles, so it’s better to adapt quickly to the new circumstances by new strategies.
The Divine Clock moves forward registering the passage of time and the rush of Inflation which changes the conversion ratio among the resources. In any Phase all Scores may vary, you may gain or lose Tokens or Tiles, so it’s better to adapt quickly to the new circumstances by new strategies.
Raise your Scores to get ready to pass your Self‑Examination of Soul in the Mirror when it’s time for the final Wave of Zombification! Check your Scoresheet: do you have enough Moral Points? What about Luck, Intellect, Happiness or Vitality?
Raise your Scores to get ready to pass your Self‑Examination of Soul in the Mirror when it’s time for the final Wave of Zombification! Check your Scoresheet: do you have enough Moral Points? What about Luck, Intellect, Happiness or Vitality?
Definitely, you’re going to love SATs!
This fantabulous asset will provide privacy and safety. SATs won’t be censurable nor stealable. They will always maintain a fixed 1:1 ratio with Energy and Points. Having SATs will bring benefits in the event of a Tax Robbery. Moreover, by converting them, you’ll be able to score very precious Savings Points.
Definitely, you’re going to love SATs!
This fantabulous asset will provide privacy and safety. SATs won’t be censurable nor stealable. They will always maintain a fixed 1:1 ratio with Energy and Points. Having SATs will bring benefits in the event of a Tax Robbery. Moreover, by converting them, you’ll be able to score very precious Savings Points.
Get protection from Tax Withdrawals and from the irrationality of all the Castle Interventions during the Business/Castle Choice Phase! Will you finally be able to regenerate yourself within your Agora? Hopefully, under a shower of SATs!
Get protection from Tax Withdrawals and from the irrationality of all the Castle Interventions during the Business/Castle Choice Phase! Will you finally be able to regenerate yourself within your Agora? Hopefully, under a shower of SATs!
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Basically, it means that you’re free to choose someone else or build your own copy by yourself. To be honest, we’re not interested in having fiater clients nor we want to profit from any kind of violence. We’re hardcore bitcoiners who believe in hardcore bitcoiners. Here you’ll find the unique, original and unrepeatable first DIY KIT version of the game as it was made available by their supercute designers. All the others will be just pale and sad FIAT imitations.
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Copyleft All Wrongs Reserved
Basically, it means that you’re free to choose someone else or build your own copy by yourself. To be honest, we’re not interested in having fiater clients nor we want to profit from any kind of violence. We’re hardcore bitcoiners who believe in hardcore bitcoiners. Here you’ll find the unique, original and unrepeatable first DIY KIT version of the game as it was made available by their supercute designers. All the others will be just pale and sad FIAT imitations.
You may choose us out of sympathy, however by choosing the Hodl’emoon original kit:
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1.
you’ll also make a contribution to a random guy on bitcoindevlist.com, to Ross Ulbricht Freedom Trust or to the Property Game, the new upcoming project by the Luschelli (because they‘ve moved on to other things?) – you can select where to devolve the 5% contribution on the store page
2.
you’ll enjoy the exclusive and unique experience of NOT ending up subscribed to yet another newsletter because our newsletter won’t ever exist
3.
you’ll receive a numbered release of the first version of the game which will also be timestamped and hashed on our exclusive chewable blockchewy ledger
4.
you’ll be happy
You may choose us out of sympathy, however by choosing the Hodl’emoon original kit:
1.
you’ll also make a contribution to a random guy on bitcoindevlist.com, to Ross Ulbricht Freedom Trust or to the Property Game, the new upcoming project by the Luschelli (because they‘ve moved on to other things?) – you can select where to devolve the 5% contribution on the store page
2.
you’ll enjoy the exclusive and unique experience of NOT ending up subscribed to yet another newsletter because our newsletter won’t ever exist
3.
you’ll receive a numbered release of the first version of the game which will also be timestamped and hashed on our exclusive chewable blockchewy ledger
4.
you’ll be happy
Where is our Team?
Hodl'emoon is MADE in INTERNATIONAL WATERS
Where is our Team?
Hodl'emoon is MADE in INTERNATIONAL WATERS
We welcome donations
We welcome donations
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Onward!
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